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Arleta, California - Scandal rocked Hollywood, today, when Billy Gordon, real name Hiam Fefkasankawitzofskistein, revealed that he'd been groped by hundreds of woman who were looking for opportunities in their film careers.   Gordon said, "I've lived with this secret for many years but I can live...
Mustafar -  After the publication of our recent article proposing the fan theory that Darth Vader was actually a secret Rebel, Vader fans responded in droves, demanding a public apology from this media outlet.   One fan of the Dark Lord of the Sith said, "How dare you say such things about a five-...
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Meth Lab, Arkansas - Plains All American Pipeline announced on social media that due to temperatures expected in the low minus-thirties the company is canceling an 800,000 barrel oil spill into the Mississippi River.  Plains All American CEO, Harvey Shagworth, said, "When we caused the spill in...
Lakewood, Ohio - The Hard Times, a satirical, punk music themed satire and fake news site, like The Onion but if it was written by assholes, experienced backlash today, when upwards of one fan complained about the media outlet's failure to make an obvious Voltron reference in an article about The...